Pee as the Wind

Finwe needed a diaper change. I was outside sitting on the swing with him. I asked Phill to get me a diaper and a baby wipe. While I was waiting I removed Finwe's diaper as he was standing up in between my legs. I jokingly said, "Okay, Finwe, if you want to let a stream loose now is the time." (The equipment was pointing away from me.)

Finwe looked at me while I was talking and turned his attention between his legs when I was finished. He giggled in glee as a stream of pee arced its way onto the patio.